One night, Aunt Judy was reading a book in the living room. Uncle Jim turned off the light, leaving the room completely dark. Aunt Judy continued to read. How is this possible?
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence. The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient. The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the earth was the best. The mathematician laughed at the others and, with his design, beat them in the challenge. What did he do?
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor . He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, “I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed. The rich man laughs. The poor man says, I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller? The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?