I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles.Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles.I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.Finally, she hangs him.But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.What am I?